The King who Disappeared
What happens when a king vanishes without a trace? A power vacuum emerges, ripe for exploitation.
But what if the void is filled by the wizard responsible for the king’s disappearance? And what if, centuries later, the king reappears, driven by a thirst for vengeance?
This is the premise of “The King Who Disappeared,” a humorous fantasy adventure centered on the theme of retribution. Follow the tale of King Bohan, who, after being trapped in a cave for over 200 years by the malevolent wizard Jerado, returns to reclaim his throne and settle old scores.
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