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Falstaff’s Big Gamble
Step into a world where Shakespeare's classics collide with fantasy in this hilarious reimagining of Hamlet and Othello. Hank Quense's novel turns the Bard's tragedies on their head, transforming them into a riotous comedy filled with dwarves, dark elves, and one scheming human. Meet Hamlet, now a dwarf prince torn between his love of beekeeping and avenging his father's murder. Witness Othello, a dark elf struggling to maintain his position as Minister of Homeland Security in the city of Dun Hythe. And at the center of it all is the infamous Falstaff, a human con artist extraordinaire, weaving his web of deceit around both unsuspecting protagonists. As Falstaff's schemes spiral out of control, watch Hamlet and Othello grapple with the consequences of trusting this silver-tongued rogue. From piracy to politics, bee farms to battlefields, this adventure takes readers on a wild ride through a fantastical land where nothing is as it seems. No prior knowledge of Shakespeare is required to enjoy this uproarious tale. Quense's witty prose and imaginative world-building create a story that stands on its own while playfully subverting literary classics. Prepare for a rollicking adventure where the fate of kingdoms hangs in the balance, and laughter is the ultimate weapon. -
Moxie’s Decision
In a Camelot like none you've ever imagined, Moxie is next in line for the throne after her father King Smedley. But the old king stubbornly refuses to acknowledge his headstrong daughter as his heir, and Moxie's ruthless uncle has already tried to eliminate her as a threat to his own claim. Recognizing her sheltered upbringing has left her woefully unprepared to rule, the plucky princess embarks on a quest for life lessons in the real world outside the castle walls. But the adventures that await her are more twisted than she could have dreamed. From the Knights of the Round Table battling it out on the football field, to Guinevere's unorthodox cheer leading tactics, to Merlin's primitive attempts to map the "Magic of the Mind" - Moxie's coming-of-age journey transports her through a satirical parallel universe where the legends of Camelot are reimagined with brilliant humor and ironic wit. Facing unexpected obstacles that test her mettle and determination at every turn, Moxie must navigate the brutal realities and comedic absurdities of this decidedly off-kilter realm. Will she prove herself worthy of the crown? Or will the rollicking misadventures along the way throw the kingdom into chaos? -
Moxie’s Problem
"Moxie's Problem" offers a refreshingly original take on the Arthurian legends, presenting a parallel universe version of Camelot filled with witty humor and creative reimaginings. The story follows Moxie, an obnoxious teenage princess who has led an extremely sheltered life until she is sent to meet her betrothed, escorted by the knights Percivale, Gareth, and Bors. As Moxie ventures out into the real world for the first time, she is stunned by how different it is from the castle, with the knights ignoring her demands and expecting her to rough it. This forces the spoiled princess to confront her lack of life skills and independence. When she rejects her betrothed, Moxie embarks on a journey of self-discovery, deciding she wants to become queen instead of marrying. What makes this story truly unique is Quense's imaginative twists on Arthurian elements. Camelot engages in football matches against the Saxons, Merlin studies the "Magic of the Mind" using primitive psychology, and Stonehenge serves as a theater[1]. Even minor characters like Sir Tristan are given humorous roles writing proto-Shakespearean plays. The misadventures of Moxie and the long-suffering knights provide consistent laughs, as the princess's outrageous behavior and inflated sense of entitlement create constant chaos. Yet Moxie's gradual growth makes her an unexpectedly compelling protagonist to root for. With its irreverent humor and skewed fantasy world, "Moxie's Problem" offers an utterly delightful and one-of-a-kind coming-of-age tale. -
Queen Moxie
Ten years after becoming Queen of Usca in southwest Britain, Moxie's peaceful reign is shattered by a tribe of Picts migrating from the north and occupying territory near her border. Determined to control the wild Picts, Moxie decides to build a fort, unknowingly constructing it on land claimed by the forest fairies. Outraged, Oberon, the King of the fairies, destroys the fort with magic. Tensions escalate as Moxie threatens Oberon with military might, and Oberon retaliates with magical threats. To counter Oberon's powers, Moxie requests Merlin's assistance from Camelot, demanding he use field magic spells—a type of magic he has never mastered. Meanwhile, the Picts view Moxie's fort as a hostile act and prepare to attack preemptively. Adding to Moxie's troubles, her ten-year-old daughter, Aethelwine, refuses to be the next queen, leaving her without an heir. Tristan, a Knight of the Round Table exiled by Arthur for insulting nobles with his songs, resides in Moxie's castle. He works on a play praising King Arthur and Camelot, hoping it will end his exile when staged at Stonehenge. Faced with threats from fairies and Picts, Moxie decides to confront the fairies first. Merlin warns both Moxie and Oberon that their conflict will weaken them, allowing the reinforced Pict warriors to conquer them easily. Realizing the greater threat, Moxie and Oberon agree to a treaty and combine forces against the Picts. Can they convince the Picts to back down? Will Aethelwine reconsider her decision? And is Tristan's play worthy of ending his exile? -
Tales From Gundarland
Embark on a Hilarious Journey Through the "Gundarland Chronicles" Discover the enchanting world of Gundarland, where humor and adventure collide in an unforgettable series by Hank Quense. Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, this collection of tales blends satire, fantasy, and wit to create a captivating reading experience.- Tales From Gundarland: Explore a collection of satirical stories set in the whimsical realm of Gundarland, where dwarves, elves, and humans navigate a world filled with comedy and adventure.
- Falstaff’s Big Gamble: Join Falstaff and his companions as they embark on a side-splitting journey that combines Shakespearean plots with fantasy elements in a unique reimagining.
- The King Who Disappeared: Follow King Jerado';s quest for power in a tale of magic, political intrigue, and unexpected twists, where the boundaries between heroism and villainy blur.
- Unique Blend of Satire and Fantasy: Enjoy sharp humor and engaging storytelling reminiscent of classic comic fantasy.
- Richly Developed World: Dive into a vibrant land filled with diverse characters, each offering their own comedic and adventurous tales.
- Compelling Characters: From bumbling knights to cunning wizards, each character brings depth and hilarity to the stories.
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The King who Disappeared
What happens when a king vanishes without a trace? A power vacuum emerges, ripe for exploitation. But what if the void is filled by the wizard responsible for the king's disappearance? And what if, centuries later, the king reappears, driven by a thirst for vengeance? This is the premise of "The King Who Disappeared," a humorous fantasy adventure centered on the theme of retribution. Follow the tale of King Bohan, who, after being trapped in a cave for over 200 years by the malevolent wizard Jerado, returns to reclaim his throne and settle old scores. Click on the "Buy Now" button to grab a copy of this humorous story. -
Tunnel Vision
Are you looking for a break from the harshness of reality? Look no further! This anthology of humorous fantasy and sci-fi stories is what you need. Laughter is like free medicine and this book has 22 doses of laughter. The anthology is filled with unusual (bizarre?) characters. The kind you won't find in other fantasy or sci-fi books The title, Tunnel Vision, refers to the ability to view events through a set of filters that allows someone to interpret the events in strange ways. This anthology is loaded with characters who specialize in extreme tunnel vision. They easily turn ordinary events into convoluted disasters. Here is a sampling of the characters you’ll meet in this unique anthology:- The world’s only female Viking berserker: she invades Manhattan to avenge her father.
- A violent alien: he visits New York searching for talent for his new show.
- Lucretia Borgia: who finds her first true life while on assignment for Satan.
- A mild-mannered guy who accidentally summons Loki the trickster god of the Vikings.
- The world’s best salesman actually sells his way out of Hell.
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Wotan’s Dilemma
In "Wotan's Dilemma," ancient mythology collides with futuristic science fiction in a darkly comedic reimagining of the Rhinegold legend. Set in a post-apocalyptic world where aliens have replaced traditional fantasy creatures, this genre-bending tale weaves together quantum technology, divine machinations, and the timeless quest for love and power.Brunnhilde, a Valkyrie exiled by her father Wotan, embarks on a journey to understand mortal love but soon gets trapped in an enchanted sleep atop a fiery mountain. Meanwhile, the fate of the gods hangs in the balance as Wotan desperately seeks to reclaim the Rhinegold - now transformed into powerful quantum devices by the alien genius Alberich. As Wotan pins his hopes on Siegfried, a muscle-bound hero with more brawn than brains, a cast of colorful characters vie for control of the Rhinegold. Alien criminals, murderous deities, and beautiful Valkyries clash in a series of bizarre confrontations that will determine the future of both mortals and gods. With unexpected twists, sardonic humor, and a dash of romance, "Wotan's Dilemma" offers a fresh take on classic mythology. As Brunnhilde grapples with mortality and love, readers are taken on a wild ride that culminates in an uneasy alliance between former foes and the gods' retirement from the cosmic stag
